Sunday, September 17, 2017

Ballad of a Slut

I just want a boy to fuck when I'm drunk
Hold me close and smell my hair
Tell me that I'm funny and smart
Not bare me his whole damn heart.

I just want a boy to screw when I'm blue
Something warm to hold on to
Not too pretty and not too bright
Just some company for a night.

If that's you then come on down
I'll be out on the town
Drinking swill and poking fun
Maybe you could be the one...

Nah.

I just want a girl to fuck when I'm drunk
Kiss me soft and make me bold
Tell me that I'm sharp as a knife
Not share me her whole damn life.

I just want a girl to bone when I'm stoned
Lie through her teeth and bend the knee
Flatter me with bedroom eyes
Loud exclaims and short goodbyes.

If that's you then come on down
I'll be out on the town
Drinking swill and poking fun
Maybe you could be the one...

Nah.

If you're looking for a girl
For a whole new world...
Look elsewhere, Hon!
I'm just looking for some fun!

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